This is an ad made by Acuve Contacts for (I assume) Circle Lenses. I have new respect for the company's sense of humor.

Though honestly, contacts are a bitch to wear just so you can see out of.

^{[*] Circle Lenses are colored contacts, usually larger in diameter worn purely for the cosmetic reason of making the eyes appear larger. Asia loves them muchly, but they aren’t quite legal in the US since they aren’t FDA approved lenses. Something about blocking too much and causing the eyes to dry and maybe shrivel up and potential blindness.}