Less the spear mint, of course, but still holding on to the attempted pun.

I had a lot of leftover mayonnaise from the one time I bought it to glue a sandwich together. Obviously, I hadn’t made a sandwich since, but I needed to find something to make that would use it all up before winter break or make a lot of hungry children in continents that will not be named angry at me for waste. The transiency of college dorm life. It comes with room checks and empty fridge rotations every four months.

I ended up choosing potato salad, southern style.

I used this recipe without the relish or celery. I also used deli-style dijon mustard, which gave my salad a distinct yellow tone, which resonated with the egg yolk.